Today is Columbus Day. A day we celebrate Christopher Columbus discovering America after setting sail on the Nina, Pinta and Santa Maria. Which oddly enough, are some of the names of Mitt Romney’s housekeepers.

This week, the Vice-Presidential candidates square off in their one and only debate. When asked how he thinks he’ll do, Vice President Joe Biden said, “I’m not worried. I’m pretty sure I can get all four judges to turn their chair around.”

Rihanna’s hit single, “I Found Love In A Hopeless Place” officially went platinum recently. What’s more impressive is how she found love in Detroit in the first place.

TMZ is reporting Danny DeVito and Rhea Pearlman have split. To make the separation easier and until the divorce is final, DeVito will be staying in my glove compartment.

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This pretty much says it all.

Multiple post-debate polls showed Mitt Romney crushing President Obama by almost a 3-1 margin. Surprisingly, no comment from FOX News on these polls being skewed.

The poor debate performance by President Obama left many of his supporters asking themselves, “How do you lose a debate to a guy who thinks airplane windows should roll down?”

Jim Lehrer, the moderator of last night’s debate, did such a bad job, the NFL released a statement saying they wouldn’t even hire him as a replacement ref.

Joe Biden says he’s really excited for his debate and believes he can get all four judges to turn their chairs around.

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FELONY FAiL: Mom Tries To Sell Baby On Facebook For Trip to Disney World.

FOX NEWS Orlando, Fla. — A Delaware woman is facing a list of charges after police said she sold her baby to pay for a trip to Disney World. Police said Bridget Wismer posted on Facebook that she wanted to sell the newborn. Full Story

CELEBRITY FAiL: Diddy Threatens Man In Nightclub For Drinking Rival Vodka.

TMZ - Days after being released from federal custody, rapper T.I. grabbed a mic inside an Atlanta nightclub this weekend and BEGGED Diddy to chill out ... after the mogul threatened to get violent with a man in the crowd. Full Story

Fake Girlfriend Texting Service Sheds Single Status And Gets You Attention.

They say the best way to get a girlfriend is to already have one. So why not try FakeGirlfriend.co, a new texting service that will let you leave your single status behind you. With the cunning tagline, "Because you don't want to look lame", your pretend girlfriend will not only text you, she'll also call with a pre-recorded message. Full Story

Lack of Sex Will Cost Ya

NICE, France - The Telegraph: Beware if the mood has left the marriage, at least in France! A judge in France has ruled that a 51-year-old man must pay his 47-year-old ex-wife damages for failing to fulfill her sexual needs for 21 years. Full Story

Two Colorado Men Accused of a Real Life "Weekend At Bernies"

DENVER, CO — AP: Two men are accused of engaging in a disturbing re-enactment of the movie "Weekend at Bernie's" after authorities say they drove around town with a dead friend in the car, running up a bar tab on his account and eventually using his ATM card to withdraw $400 at a strip club. Full Story

FELONY FAiL: Toe Sucking Bandit Strikes Again!

CONWAY, AK — AP: An Arkansas man who was once convicted of threatening to cut off a woman's feet and suck her toes while she bled to death was back in jail Monday after two women told police he wanted to touch their toes as well.
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Keeping It Real

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